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hey peeps! 

Trial is just a few hours away and i'm here sitting in front of this pc blogging. well, i'm tired of  reading and thinking already. yesterday i had kenduri tahlil at my house so my family from both side of my parents were here. omggg they were so so sooo noisy and err arr yucky perhaps? HAHA! sumpah wei tak tahan! 

today, housekeeping timeee! gahh so tired and i sweat like a pig. rubbish were everywhere and the floor was sticky. ergh! mom, dad.. please dont do any kenduri here.pleaseee! oh this house is incredibly small to throw a kenduri like yesterday -___-

obviously i have no time to study huh. if you havent finished studying, dont worry dude, you are not alone. you got me HAHAH!

Do you wanna know some lame jokes to release the tension? if you want, just read down there xD

Joke 1

A blonde girl came into an electrical shop..

Blonde girl: Excuse me, I want to buy that microwave. (Pointing to a “microwave”)
Shop keeper: Sorry I don’t sell to blondes.

The blonde girl then went out and dyed her hair black. After that, she came back to that electrical shop..

Blonde girl: Excuse me, I want to buy that microwave. (Pointing to a “microwave”)
Shop keeper: Sorry I don’t sell to blondes.

The girl got frustrated and dyed her hair brown. She then came back to that electrical shop..

Blonde girl: Excuse me, I want to buy that microwave. (Pointing to a “microwave”)
Shop keeper: Sorry I don’t sell to blondes.
Blonde girl: But I’m not a blonde anymore! I dyed my hair brown!
Shopkeeper: (laugh) That is not a microwave, it is a TV!

Hint: People say blondes are stupid.

Joke 2

What is the name of furniture that can be transformed?
Answer: perabot  <---- this is so ghay LOL

Joke 3 

What is the parent of transformers?
Answer: transparent

i dont think the jokes are funny anyway hehee i got these jokes from geraldine. pape je lah then :)

~~~yaw